Sms Jokes

Funny SMS

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

S_nrise, B_terfly, pict_re, L_nch, b_s stand, fig_re, m_sic, all r very boring witho_t yo_, I think i miss u.

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

Gud morning....Kindly observe SILENCE 4 2 min in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night

after sucking ur blood.THANK

Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness.do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.

Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don't get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain.

  Please tell them ur age.

Tu hai harjaee, tu apna b yeh toar sahi......too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi

 ARz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai 

aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai apni kisi friend se baat he karva do 

meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai wah wah wah

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.

 ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

Sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai

 tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.

Aaj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain 

kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya 

Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely, par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai

I think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay 

quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo

3 tips to break a miror:

 1. pathar mar ker tod do. 

2. utha ke neechay phainko.  

3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao. 

Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.